Funny Stuff

[elephant]

Hope you iced those legs...OUCh!

[drz]

2feet.jpgWe got two feet of snow in last big storm!

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[Sangye]

Hammy, I don't know what the world record is for that, but I'm wondering how many cars crashed watching you. ROTFL

[Sangye]

drz, your link doesn't work....

[drz]

drz, your link doesn't work....

It works on my computer but I will try some different computers to check it out.

Does it work now?

[drz]

Play on Words
-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

-- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

-- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

-- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

-- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's

-- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

-- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

-- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

-- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

-- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

-- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

-- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hats.

[dunkie2202]

bahahahahahahahaha I love the rabbit ones drz

[drz]

THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. The Don assumed that
a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify
about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he
embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell
him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger"

[Sangye]

ROTFL It took me a couple minutes to get that.

[Lightwarrior]

You are really very funny, thanks for the great jokes.