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  1. 12-25-2011, 08:07 AM #651
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    Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.
    Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?



    Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!


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  2. 12-25-2011, 08:58 AM #652
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    Good one Hammy.
    You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. Kahil Gibran
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  3. 12-30-2011, 06:20 AM #653
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammy8241 View Post
    Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.
    Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?



    Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!


    Merry Christmas

    I love your sense of humor Hammy, this is really funny.
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  4. 01-09-2012, 04:13 AM #654
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    Can Dogs get WG?

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    Having seen these I'm not too sure!
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    Hillarious Hammy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammy8241 View Post
    Can Dogs get WG?

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    Having seen these I'm not too sure!
    Shall we name him Wag? His story would be, "Wag, the Wegs Tale"!
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  7. 01-11-2012, 12:57 PM #657
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammy8241 View Post
    Can Dogs get WG?

    Photo Album - Imgur

    Having seen these I'm not too sure!
    If a wolf can get Lupus...
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    Quote Originally Posted by me2 View Post
    If a wolf can get Lupus...
    Lol. Very clever.
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    This is absolutely hilarious!

    John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs - YouTube
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  10. 01-28-2012, 05:05 AM #660
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    love it...thank you. I need some cheering up.
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