Doug, I almost just laughed raisin bran into my nose....
I understand there are these gizmos you can use to irrigate your sinuses. Less abrasive than raisin bran, though less nuitritious.
Yeah, I'll be sure to have one handy when I'm reading your funny posts! The "raisin bran to nasal membrane" absorption rate being so low and all.... Not a good avenue to get one's daily fiber.
How about calcium absorption from milk then? There must be an upside here!? (All this talk about snorting food through your nose is making me hungry! I'm leaving this site to make some high fiber, minimally inflammatory breakfast. Mmmmm. And yes, Lisa, I will have a large mug of coffee made from straight Kona bean I'll grind myself. Yum! Here's to you! Speaking of nuitrition and vitamins, I'll be "C"-ing you!)
Last edited by Doug; 06-17-2009 at 01:57 PM.
Doug I share my steaming cup of Harrods tea, much better than coffee for you (sorry Lisa) Now i understand why I couldn't post today, although I just clicked on new posts and was bumped out
Jolanta
I love a fragrant Darjeeling any time of day, but I guess the Harrod's must be a nice above-average breakfast blend. Mmmm! Meet at your place next week for tea and breakfast. I'm bring my Scottish great grandmother's scone recipe, but not the one for haggis, which doesn't sound good with tea anyway. (I suspect haggis contributed to the discovery and perfection of that famous Scottish disinfectant, single malt Scotch whisky. Mmmm!)
You mean someone can pretend to be me?
Why would any sane person want to impersonate a weggie????
I'd gladly give them me on these high doses of Pred.
Just kidding. I really wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
Well, WG is our worst enemy, aside from being our BFF, a characterization we use when talking in front of it, but not when it's not in the same room.... so, in that case, WG can walk a mile in our shoes, think about the misery it's caused us and thousands more over the years, come back, mutated into some benign thing that is useful, say, in that it lives in our guts and cellates heavy metals out of our bodies so our floaters sink to the bottom of the pool when they exit our hippo arses. In that way, the plankton that thrive on bacteria can flourish, feeding the fish that.... Oh that's a different eco-system, isn't it? "Hippo arses" kinda threw me off.
The stuff coming our of my brain today makes me think I'm having a delayed reaction to Prednisone! I promise: this is the last thing I write until I get a good night's sleep. I lost track of time last night, then it was morning. Gad! Believe it or not, I was not the class clown! (I was the mousey, quiet kid with glasses.)
Don't stop, in the funny way you write is a gold mine of truth about us
Jolanta
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