Well shoot, I blew right past my 10,000th post and didn't realize it until today. (10,251, but who's counting?) I was gonna have a party and hand out cookies.

Mostly I want to thank you guys for putting up with such a long-winded, opinionated, nag-you-til-you-scream-Uncle pest like me and letting me dribble on for a whopping 10,000 posts without ever once saying, "OMG will you PLEASE just shut up??"