I wanna do one. I think it'd be hillarious and we could show the world - in a funny way - what goes through our minds. So what are the funniest, most riddiculous (sp?) things you've heard come out of your mouth... I'll start with some:
Can you see my buffalo hump in this dress?
I use to be skinny.
Can you see my smile between the sea of cheeks?
So, are you on RTX or CTX?
How much steroids are you taking?
How many times a day do you get the sweats?
The best way to deal with your pred tummy is to hang it OVER your belt.

... your turn.