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    Default **** Weggies Say Video

    I wanna do one. I think it'd be hillarious and we could show the world - in a funny way - what goes through our minds. So what are the funniest, most riddiculous (sp?) things you've heard come out of your mouth... I'll start with some:
    Can you see my buffalo hump in this dress?
    I use to be skinny.
    Can you see my smile between the sea of cheeks?
    So, are you on RTX or CTX?
    How much steroids are you taking?
    How many times a day do you get the sweats?
    The best way to deal with your pred tummy is to hang it OVER your belt.

    ... your turn.

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    Due to my issues I dont say much....but i do check for blood from every liquid that leaves my body for the last 11 years. It is exhausting.
    lightning crashes
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    Where do you buy your Kleenex?
    Notice anything different about my nose?
    When people watching, I used to check out people's butts and legs. Now I look at their noses!

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    What I imagine goes through the mind of others:

    What's with the goofy hat?
    Long sleeves? In the summer?
    Man, he sure has pale skin. Ne needs to get out into the sun more.
    He never joins us for lunch at the pub anymore. Is he on some weird diet or something?
    I don't know about this strange crud he talks about. I sure hope he's not contagious.
    I hear he's got cancer or something.
    I heard he's retired on account of being sick all the time. I guess I'd better hire someone else.
    Doesn't look sick to me.
    Every time I call, he's asleep or eating or vomiting or something. What's up with that?
    Sounds expensive. Don't blame the insurance company for wanting to ditch him.
    Wagner's what??? Never heard of it. Sounds like a scam to me.

    Al

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    You're almost as white as me.
    Phil Berggren, dx 2003

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    Mother ship just called and down and said to get your ass up there ASAP.
    Phil Berggren, dx 2003

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    Multiples times my wife and I have compared pred side-effects to being pregnant...without all the labor at the end.

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    Does this Prednisone make me look fat?

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    "400140652 reporting for duty sir/ma'am" The number is my hospital reference nmumber which I have come to know so well.

    "I will not be long, it is only a quick visit" that is to the hospital car park attendent. I am ever the optimist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryhill View Post
    "400140652 reporting for duty sir/ma'am" The number is my hospital reference nmumber which I have come to know so well.

    "I will not be long, it is only a quick visit" that is to the hospital car park attendent. I am ever the optimist.
    This made me howl, Jim. Here's a similar one, from my own experience: "I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Drac." "Have you seen Dr. Drac before?" "Uh, let's just say I'm one of his best customers." Or something to that effect. It always throws me, so the temptation is to come up with something snide and snotty.

    As for parking the car, I always suspect that various delays--last time Drac was in shorts and hobbling around in one of those huge boot casts, as he broke his foot--or so he claims, and "running a little late". Sure, but the effect is my parking charge was double....

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