Al, the best embarassment I've ever had was when I was at Toronto's Pearson International Airport! I was going to Jamaica. When I got to security the guy told me to take off my shoes and my belt. This was a couple years prior to getting sick of Wegener's, even though it was the cause of weight loss all along. Anyway, I asked him if I could just take of my shoes, and he said, "SIR, WOULD YOU PLEASE CO-OPERATE AND REMOVE YOUR BELT!" I said, "OK" I took my belt off and my pants dropped to the floor in front of everybody. So they all got a free show because I co-operated. HAHAHAHAHA
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