Hello - I'm Jonathan

[Doug]

Weggies? Hu! Two a penny!

(Not that I have ever met another one )

(Walk your dogs in a Weggie hang-out, and you're sure to meet someone worth your time.... What did you say? Don't need no dang more stinkin hospitals!? Clinics ain't chic? Man, you got to lower your standards or you'll never meet another Weggie! 'Nuff said. Dang!)

[Jack]

I'm obviously not hanging out in the right places, or do I need to wear some sort of sign?

[crackers]

just take your rabbit with you jack.that's a sure sign.
john.

[Sangye]

And infect hordes of innocent people???

[crackers]

sangye we were all innocent.let's spread the lurrrrrrv.weggies are taking over.
john

[Sangye]

Well, it'll sure make it easier to meet another Weggie, huh? Swine flu, move over. Here comes Wegener's!!