Funny Stuff

[KathyB]

VERY funny!!

KB

[Al]

This is absolutely hilarious!

Great, Sangye--I guess there are still a few things we swinish Americans can still make...!

Al

[NicShaf]

I've seen this one before, but it makes me roll every time. #18 is my favorite...was the person who wrote this grumpy, tired and hungry from Prednisone, or what? Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Truths:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I
swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3
feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for
men to realize that their brain is also important.

[Al]

Good stuff, Nic. Thanks for posting it!

Al

[Dryhill]

I do number fourteen on my work phone, but rather than just put the persons name it will have a foilow on to give me some idea if I want to take a job from them - "Does not tip" pretty well ensures they do not get a cab if I am busy, but if things are quiet ....... well beggers can not be chosers!

Jim

[Al]

I do number fourteen on my work phone, but rather than just put the persons name it will have a foilow on to give me some idea if I want to take a job from them - "Does not tip" pretty well ensures they do not get a cab if I am busy, but if things are quiet ....... well beggers can not be chosers!

Jim

Good, Jim. Personally, I like No. 10: Bad decisions make good stories. As I keep explaining to my wife, I'm a natural-born story teller....

Al

[KathyB]

Thanks for some LOL moments!!

KB

[Lightwarrior]

Good, Jim. Personally, I like No. 10: Bad decisions make good stories. As I keep explaining to my wife, I'm a natural-born story teller....

Al

I am a bit of a story teller also Al

[Al]

I am a bit of a story teller also Al

So you make bad decisions, too, Lightwarrior?

Al

[Geoff]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"