Incredible Drives

[Al]

this current one is Jack Handey. Look up jack handey quotes. They will have you laughing for hours. Also look up my last name on urban dictionary...I laughed so hard one day reading them that I hurt my stomach for days. People will say to me "have you ever looked your last name up on urban dictionary? Do it now phil

Dunno if Phil has the stomach for that sort of thing, Leigh, but I do., and did. Now, I always figured you to be a laugh a minute, so no news there. What fascinated me, though, is the back story: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you realize that we have in our midst, the favorite floozy of Olympus' Biggest dude? That;s right, my friends, this makes us just one degree removed from the His Hugeness and would-be swan, the mighty Zeus, head of the entire Greek pantheon? And, therefore, two degrees removed from Helen of Troy! Though, to be fair, the divine consort's name was lost it history; "Leigh" as a moniker has a far more romantic history. In the words of the namer: "there is a divine LEIGH in every woman, and a true LEIGH is and only will be the kind of woman who can ever change the heart of a man, even a god."

Wow! I'm impressed! And check out this cool alternate definition: "A woman who generates an emotional response to a man which causes him to lose focus and the ability to speak." I'm speechless.

Al

[Al]

yes well my last name is gooch. Look that up on the urban dictionary. phil def does not have the stomach for that.

Hmmm..I suppose Phil doesn't. I'm shocked--shocked!--that you do....

[pberggren1]

Too late. Already looked it up. I have the stomach but that urban dictionary is stupid.

[delorisdoe]

Too late. Already looked it up. I have the stomach but that urban dictionary is stupid.

i appologise. I actually have not been on urban dictionary since before we got married. I had so many people tell me to look it up. I do have to say though it has got much worse over the years. Stick to jack handy phil. he is funny and pure. My poor daughter does not love her name as I do. She suffers a little teasing at school.

[pberggren1]

i appologise. I actually have not been on urban dictionary since before we got married. I had so many people tell me to look it up. I do have to say though it has got much worse over the years. Stick to jack handy phil. he is funny and pure. My poor daughter does not love her name as I do. She suffers a little teasing at school.

That is not very nice she is teased as school about her name. I was Batman in school as well and would take care of all the bullies. No one messed with me. Not even the big guys twice my size.

[delorisdoe]

She is not bullied. She is quite happy and popular however last year the school trip was to go to a harry potter movie. the theater was quiet and one of the boys said something to the effect of "wouldnt it be funny if sam was harry's brother...harry gooch, hey sam? is your dads name harry?" my husband and I find it funny but she does not

[pberggren1]

I can see how a girl her age would not find this funny at all.